The Laying Candelabras
In they file and they cant really tell what they are seeing at first, as it illuminates the room.
Then it blinks.
Big glamorous eyes looking at you. They jump, she smiles.
They gather round to ask "Is she real? How could it be?' but they are already entranced.
We know the secrets - they no longer care. In an alcove, on your table or in the center of the room, they lay to please and are pleased to lay.